Rebecca's Tale
Once upon a time, there lived a little girl who longed to move to the City. When she grew up, that's just what she did. For many happy years she lived in the Big Apple and was wild and crazy. Then, the girl got married and bought a house in the Burbs. This is where our story starts...
"Oh, I wonder what this package could be! I love presents!"
"Ha Ha! You're so funny, Uncle David! Always wrapping stuff in tool boxes. Hehee!"
"Er. Um. What's this? Honey, what is this? I've never seen anything like this before."
"It is a sander."
"Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do with a sander?!?!"
"You sand with it."
"OMG! A sander? They got me a sander? My husband won't let me use a sander! I don't use power tools! My family is nuts!"
Hours later...
"A sander?"
THE END.
"Oh, I wonder what this package could be! I love presents!"
"Ha Ha! You're so funny, Uncle David! Always wrapping stuff in tool boxes. Hehee!"
"Er. Um. What's this? Honey, what is this? I've never seen anything like this before."
"It is a sander."
"Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do with a sander?!?!"
"You sand with it."
"OMG! A sander? They got me a sander? My husband won't let me use a sander! I don't use power tools! My family is nuts!"
Hours later...
"A sander?"
THE END.
